Jewish Chicken Soup
Meet the Author’s Mother
“She was my mother’s cat.”
Passover recipes from a Jewish mother
Moses leads people to Early Bird Special
“This is the Festival of Mediums. You want the room with Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights.”
Smell a Bagel
“He doesn’t write. He doesn’t call. Of course, I wouldn’t want to interfere.”
“Is this where we got the phrase, ‘Are we there yet?’”
First Jewish Comedian
World’s Fastest Seder
“Hanukahh Hotline! I know twelve latkas per person seems like a lot, but it’s the Festival of Lights, not the Festival of Lites.”
Seders to Go
Killer Matzo Balls
Copyright sign on the Ten Commandments
“You’re right. He does look like a born leader.”
“All I do is shlep, shlep, shlep.”
Just kvetching
“Shlep you bags for you, ma’am?”
“And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis.”
“Have any cards for someone who’s just kvetching?”
“A rabbi, a priest and a duck. What a coincidence. I’m a joke writer.”
Manny from Heaven
Jewish Picnic
Cut Hand While Slicing Bagels
Oys R Us
Mom and Pop Operation