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“The labs are back.”

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"I bet no one bothers you in your office now, Doctor."

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"Let's test her hearing. Blah blah blah blah shot. SHOT?!"

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“Oh, him? We went to medical school together.”

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“That’s Dr. Cray conducting research.”

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“You have Lyme’s Disease. Do you spend any time in areas where there are a lot of deer?”

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“Laughter is the best medicine. Please see the cartoonist on your way out.”

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“Oh, him? He’s bored certified.”

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“McGuire! Party of two!”

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“I’m referring you to another doctor’s blog.”

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“‘Keep it elevated’ refers to the leg, not the blood alcohol level.”

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“Ever notice the medical programs never show the dashing young doctors doing paperwork?”

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Poked/Prodded

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“No, bring me the OTHER instrument tray.”

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“Don’t worry. It’s a CT scan, not a ‘seedy’ scan.”

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“Why do I have all these pagers and cell phones? Well, I AM an “On Call Ogist’.”

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“Dear, are you sure you’re relaxing and not thinking about work?”

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“Of course, feel free to get a second opinion.”

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“Ooo. That’s cold.”

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Clinical Trails

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“Why clone sheep? They ought to clone more doctors.”

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“I’m sorry. I thought I could save him, but there was just too much paperwork.”

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“Finally! A man interested in my brain.”

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“Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly.”

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“Don’t you think it would be better if you saved yourself?”

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“Patients kept saying, ‘You don’t understand. You never smoked’. So I started and now I can’t stop.”

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“What can I do? The princess isn’t on our list of specialists.”

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“And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis.”

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“Don’t be embarrassed. It’s only a reptile dysfunction.”

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“Don’t you have any regular doctors?”

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“You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and ...thumbs.”