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Meet the Conversation Heart Writer
“On Valentine’s Day they cloned coffee into a heart and got a whole latté livin’.”
When Love is Priceless
“I told you cigars were bad for you.”
Snow Dog
“Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop.”
"Oooo. That's cold."
“Your feet are like ice.”
“I love this time of year.”
“He’ll be a little late. He’s doing a Sudoku.”
Santa no longer jolly
“Trust me, Mr. Claus. It reeks of generosity.”
“Mom always liked you best.”
“Well, the good news is that he finally warmed up to me.”
“But, I Googled it.”
Rudolph the Red
“You have Lyme’s Disease. Do you spend any time in areas where there are a lot of deer?”
“This year I’m really gonna get organized.”
The Sounds of Your New Year’s Resolutions Breaking
“I’m the only one not on the web.”
Scary Day
Witch Makeover
“You’re from the IRS? Now, that’s scary.”
Ghost Writer
Colorful Halloween
Witch Baggage
Turkeys watch TV
“What should I do? It turned out all funny.”
Kiddie Table
Colorful Thanksgiving