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"Something for motion sickness?"
Catch of the Day
Charts Read by Fortuneteller
Chicken Soup
Early Detection
Gross anatomy/Not so bad anatomy
Group Insurance
House Call of the Wild
Insurance Hell
Last Person Trying to Get Free Medical Advice for 100 Miles
Medical Arts Building
Organ Exchange Bank
Packed Red Cells
Pet Imaging
Self Serve Self Help
Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches
Stuff They Never Taught You in Medical School
Suture Self
Will look up famous people who have what you have
“Are you SURE they meant this place for medical records?”
“Bone loss? You’ve come to the right place.”
“Bye! Good luck with the ‘stop smoking’ campaign.”
“Have all the seats been taken?”
“I am Ignacio. I’ll be your guide.”
“I’ll be the doctor and you be from managed care.”
“Oh, great. He brought along his office ‘staph’ infection.”
“One minute they’re in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they’re gone.”
“Rob and I are compatible in every way. Even our bone marrow matches.”
“The award for best performance by a doctor in a TV interview goes to…”
“We better change that sign.”
“We’re a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting ‘pharm’ subsidies.”
“What do you mean, ‘paper or plastic’? Have you ever used condoms before?”
“You call yourself a laboratory retriever? That’s a prescription pad, not a chem panel.”
“You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?”