“That’s good, Mrs. Lipske. Now, develop some muscle mass in the other limbs.”
“Sure, you can renew your subscription over the phone. Need any prescriptions, too?”
“I hate the team approach.”
What If You Mixed Steroids With Double-Breasted Suits?
“This is lots more fun with these lab coats.”
“Sure, I knew steroids were bad, but look at this awesome trophy I got.”
“Your wife tells me that you are a workaholic.”
“Your HMO sent me. Take two of these.”
“You need to avoid long exposure to the sun.”
“You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better.”
FDA Approval
“Say, this doctor really is upscale. Check out these gowns!”
Sick Day Excuses
“So, THAT’S how our names get sewn on the lab coats.”
“The trick is being positive you’ll be negative.”
Emergency Lollipop
“Sorry. Gum is not a food group.”
“This is easier than navigating through Medicare.”
Doctor’s Special: “Onco Jeans”
“I have job stress. Pass it on.”
“I’m a medical student. Why do I have to know this stuff?”
“Do you hear any bad germs?”
Food Pyramid
“My kids are here for their appointment. Ages five and forty-two.”
“Why do people come to work with a bug?”