Nurse Cartoons 2
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“Twenty years ago I became a nurse. Now, I don’t know what the hell I am.”
EARLY BLOOD DRAW “You’re going to feel a little stick.”
“Your future in nursing? You will enjoy…oops, it’s changing. You will go on a long..."
“Your insurance company said this is all they’re gonna pay for.”
“My mom is tougher than your mom. Mine is a nurse.”
“Wait! The computer works now.”
“Uh oh. Look what happened when we combined a lo carb with a lo fat diet.”
“Must you always think of work? That’s Plácido Domingo, not ‘placebo’.”
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
“You’ll need to wear this protection. We’re out of flu shots.”
Fish? Chicken? Beef? Then chocolate it is! Mercury. Avian flu. Mad cow.
“I told you those cakes would end up on your hips.”
“When you say ‘be positive’, are you just encouraging me or is that my blood type?”
“What a breakthrough!! You got them talking on their cellphones.”
“What is the meaning of life? Do you mean in vitro or in vivo?”
Pencils Markers Genetic Markers
“OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale.”
“I found the cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother ..."
“Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet.”
“No wonder you don’t listen. Is that an earbud in you ear?”
Pet Imaging Center
“Do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock?”