“…and this one is for entering an animal facility under siege.”
“Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think.”
“Don’t breathe a word to anyone, but I’m never leaving graduate school.”
Life Cycle of a Rich and Famous Scientist
“It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your research is headed?”
“Mom, Dad…I just wanna thank you for your contribution of DNA.”
“I’ve come for your exciting research.”
“Stop being creative and discover something already.”
Group Photo of Ethics Symposium
“Stop! Your grant is ending!”
“He put the ‘bop’ in the suboperculum.”
Save the Whales! Free Radicals!!
Mathematician’s Insomnia
“Thanks, but that’s not wallpaper. It’s just a bunch of differential equations.”
“Sure, I got the huge staff, the huge salary, and the huge office, but…no view.”
“I merely wanted to read books.”
“Are you working on the mirror image of my compound?”
The Blame-O-Meter
“We’re a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas.”
“Be tough. Never let them hear you squeak.”
Theories Expounded
“No one understands me.”
“That’s so cool how they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen.”
“Do you have this grant in a larger size?”
“Is that how your cousin Melvin ...“The Take Your Mother to Work Program”
“Don’t be absurd. If we cloned a hyena into a mad cow we’d get a laughing stock.”