“That’s my brother-in-law. He can work his way up.”

“I love what you’ve done with the place.”

“This isn’t the big city anymore, Jim. I’m the facilitator now.”

“It’s crazy here. They’re all on recreational rugs.”

“You better send in ‘cheerleading’.”

“Don’t be shy. We’re real casual around here.”

“I always wanted to work with animals.”

Firing by Heather

“Wake up! The breakfast meeting will now come to order.”

“Go on. It’s just a formality.”

“May I help you, Judy Brown, class of ’82, second cousin to Jim Hale and owner of a cat named Ollie?”

“Sir, you know the rules. No fanny packs.”

“It’s not a crisis. It’s an incomplete success.”

“Of course, I’m only distantly related.”

“I love our new empowerment management theory.”

“Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday.”

“Higher.”

“I use a shopping bag instead of a briefcase. It reminds me why I even bother coming to work.”

“And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to…”

“You can yourself a full-service broker? Where are the lattés?”

“Sir, six people are out with the flu. And nine others have ‘blackberry thumbs’.”

“I didn’t know they could foreclose even on a cubicle.”

“He’s got whistleblower written all over him.”

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

“The ‘duhs’ have it.”

Thank you for not calling me DUDE!”

“As long as we’re merging with another company... thingey.”

“Since we’re merging with another company, all your cubicles will become tetrahedrons.”

“I heard rumors we were merging with a killer company.”

“Do you really need pyrotechnics to make a merger work?”