Auntie Bodies
“I already wrote the paper. That’s why it’s so hard to get the right data.”
“You have a Y chromosome. I like that in a man.”
“The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself.”
“No, those aren’t my diplomas. They’re my regulations.”
“It’s only a conflict of interest if the data turns out good.”
Genetic Engineering ‘n Things
“Where will I find the fine line between art and science?”
“You can’t keep running in here demanding data every five years!”
“Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock?”
Map of Human Genome
“About these experiments you’ve conducted for twelve years…no one remembers hiring you.”
Biology Chemistry Science of Little Round Things
“Boss is coming. Discover something!”
“Enjoy your meal.”
“About this medical marijuana study…I’m totally stoked about the results.”
“Sorry, I’m late. I volunteered for the obesity-gene study.”
“No, I’m not the waiter. I’m the genetic engineer.”
“I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and ... common cold?”
“It’s been fifty years now. I guess you can’t compare apples to oranges.”
“You’ve heard of smart computers? Well, these are graduated cylinders.”
Pencils Markers Genetic Markers
Why animal testing takes so long
Rat jumps out of scientist’s birthday cake
“Our research is solidified, but our funding has vaporized.”
“Oh, me? I gave a seminar, wrote a bunch of grants, did some experiments and now it’s lunchtime.”
“Once they developed insecticide resistance, they became much bigger pests.”